Uncle Ted x Skynet Flash Tee by Roach

Ever wonder what would happen if the Terminator chose that Ted as the T-100 model? The ultimate ironic twist! This custom tie-dye tee fuses a groovy 60s vibe with a rebellious, tongue-in-cheek design that’s sure to spark conversation. Made from 100% preshrunk cotton and featuring a cyclone pattern, it’s super soft, durable, and ready for any adventure—or apocalypse.

• 100% Preshrunk Cotton – comfy and long-lasting
• Medium Fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) – classic weight, not too heavy
• Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping – extra durability at stress points
• Double-Needle Stitching – added resilience for daily wear
• Slight Color Variations – each tie-dye is unique, just like this tee

Slip it on, embrace the paradox, and show off your edgy sense of humor—because if the T-100 really picked Uncle Ted, it’d be one epic middle finger to humanity!